Comics

Corporate Mango by Jon Diotalevi

Moonshine Mountain by Ryan Sullivan

Melvin the Dork by Abilio Mello

Sudoku

Sudoku is made up of a 9 x 9 playing field with numbers from 1 to 9 scattered throughout. The object of the game is to fill every column, row and 3 x 3 box with the numbers 1 through 9, without repeating any numbers in any given column, row or box.

The difficulty level of the puzzles will change from week to week. Some will be easy. Some will be moderate. Some will make you want to cry. It’s gonna be a grab bag, so hang on.

If you get stuck, the answers can be found here, but don’t give in unless you absolutely cannot do it! What fun is finishing it if you had to cheat?

Horoscopes

By Madame Violet Virgo

ARIES
(March 21-April 19)
Your significant other has been begging for you to take him or her out to dinner, but you’ve been consistently putting the dinner date off. Take that lovely person out tonight! The Peking Garden on Route 6 is an all-you-can-eat buffet! That sounds like the perfect place.

TAURUS
(April 20-May 20)
If you don’t set your alarm clock now, you will forget to do so later tonight due to partying too hard. You wouldn’t want to be late for class tomorrow!

GEMINI
(May 21-June 21)
At Res today, if your food is placed on an orange plate, don’t eat it, because you will find a hair in your food. Disgusting, yes. Keep an eye out. Be careful not to swallow it!

CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You need to be extra cautious today! Today is your clumsy day, so stay grounded, stay focused and watch where you are walking.

LEO
(July 23-August 22)
It’s time to make nice with that one person you’ve been avoiding lately. It was a petty argument that you should put behind you and move on from. This person could become a great friend, or someone who could help you out in the future.

VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)
Happy Birthday to some of you Virgos! Today is going to be wonderful! You will find a $20 bill on the floor (I will not say where exactly, so no one else goes looking for it).

LIBRA
(September 23-October 22)
Happy birthday to some of you Libras! It may seem like your plate is full, but there is always room for more. Take that creativity you’ve been hiding away and let it fly! You will not be disappointed.

SCORPIO
(October 23-November 21)
You want to be the center of attention today. You’ve been craving that spotlight, but you’re not quite sure what to do. Shining today is simple— go to the newly renovated Maple Ridge Grille and cut the long line! That’ll get you some attention.

SAGITTARIUS
(November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, this day is going to be great. It’s nothing huge, but it will change your views about someone special for the better, so make sure you don’t miss it. It could be a friendly conversation, or an enthusiastic smile.

CAPRICORN
(December 22-January 19)
I know it’s been rough for you, but this is the week everything falls right into place. And (lucky you!) you do not have to do a thing. Just let it happen and feel the weight lift off your shoulders. It’s always good to accept a helping hand.

AQUARIUS
(January 20-February 18)
Stop listening to those voices in your head telling you that people are criticizing your every move. So what if you wore the same shirt three days in a row? Maybe you had a good reason for it. Don’t let people that don’t matter cause you to be hard on yourself.

PISCES
(February 19-March 20)
When you’re meandering through the Dartmouth mall today, you will run into one of your professors. You normally wouldn’t mind a nice chat with a faculty member, but you forgot to pass in your assignment to this professor, again. Avoid him or her by hiding in a clothes rack. That’ll do it.